Let’s cut to the chase. Long bios are boring. So here’s the deal about John: You know John as the winner of Season 2 of NBC’s “Last Comic Standing”, He recently released his third comedy CD The Better Half and by popular demand, re-released his first comedy CD Kid with a Cape. You might have seen him on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,”, or “Chelsea Lately” or maybe it was “The Late Late Show”. He also starred in his own half-hour Comedy Central Presents special. If you’re online like you are now, you might have heard him hosting his online radio show on Nowlive.com. Tune in to “Gene Simmons Family Jewels” on A&E June 3rd and June 10th and you’ll catch John roasting the man himself, Gene Simmons - one of his own childhood idols. We could go on and on, but we won’t. So stop reading and go see him live. www.johnheffron.com